- Create sample Mentor Text PowerPoints for a student project.
- Chat with fabulous co-workers about upcoming department issues.
- Re-register my child for a different class in the Spring after hearing the previous class would not do. For reasons.
- Go chat with my club mentees and admire their recent remodeling of the club meeting room.
- Re-read all of my currently read work emails.
- Walk over to the cafeteria to get milk for a coffee. Said milk was almost 4.00
- Complain about said milk being almost 4.00 when I could have bought a gallon for that price.
- I forget what eight was for.
- Make a coffee/mocha.
- Drink the coffee/mocha.
- Briefly contemplate dusting my office, but that fits the "work I should be doing" category so... nah.
- Change the October calendar to November (checks date) 16 days late.
- Think about ADHD.
- Send an email to my boss about how cold it is in this building.
- Think about going out to my car to get a warmer sweater.
- Fail to go out to my car to get a warmer sweater.
- Daydream about course syllabuses for the upcoming Spring semester.
- Suddenly realize I COULD be actually working on a REALLY WORK project and hence put off "Work I Should Really Be Doing" for another while, but still be actually working.
- Do a victory dance, then look for photos for reference in stock imagery collection where I have 100+ credits.
- Add one more thing to the list so it's an even number because I'm not a monster. Hit Publish.
Thursday, November 16, 2023
Things I Have Done Today Besides The Work I Should Really Be Doing
Thursday, November 9, 2023
Texas Public Radio Events
Oh yeah!! I've been on Texas Public Radio a few times since I last did a blog entry. The videos get a little edited from the live show; a lot of the host and co-host "banter" between stories doesn't stay in the final YouTube version, so you really should try to come to a live version. They're super fun! And not very expensive (and you know someone who might be able to get you in free if you live in San Antonio, by the way.)
Oh, two of these are not really kid safe-- at least the ones with the warning labels on them. So watch it only in a SFW setting. It's really just some grown up language in a couple of them (curse words, and a little rated PG16 or so) but if you're sensitive to language, don't ignore that disclaimer text.
For this one in October 2023, themed "Specter" (ghosts and spooky things) I was the co-host. It was pretty fun, and lots of really spooky stories.
Old Bones
The ancient lady (who feeds the feral street cats) is out
in the yard
again this morning. The sky is a gray purple touch of pink and colors you would say were lies, Photoshopped. Unreal.
The cats hide, not ready for breakfast. They yawn and stretch,
lick matted fur, bat at rivals.
She is Baba Yaga without her chicken legged house, stuck in the middle of an urban block, and the cats do not appreciate, do not even notice her magic.
They meow “too early. Go back to bed, woman.”
But she doesn’t understand their feral language.
They don’t care enough to understand hers.
She is pouring water into bowls, crouching low to fill
each, coiling her snakinggreen water hose around her thin legs. It tries to trip her,
catch her unaware, and
she ignores its secret, hidden malice
not yet tripped up.
Her sweater is red and thin, just like her bones, in danger of unraveling. Not enough calcium. (Babies take calcium to make bones, stealing away parts
to form their parts they will later disregard as they crouch low, kick, stretch).
The cats steal other bits too, time, uncaring.) Perhaps this loss of bones happened to the lady with the red sweater, knitted out of time out of fate, Mme. DeFarge’s skein, judging all.
Her bones
worn thin from children who never visit, so she fills the gap with feral
cats. Who also
do not call
but lounge, arrogant and needy, circling her,
in a long driveway where no one ever parks a car.
Fall 23
Thursday, December 29, 2022
Winter Light
In the early thin, pale part of the day (we can't just call it morning, can we?)
my ghosts surrounded me. Today. Not only today but-- today.
I was sleeping (or rather, trying to and failing), turning over, avoiding the thoughts--
circling in my head of loss, some decades old. Restlessness found me, flung me against the gray light creeping into the window.
There was the college roommate, responding to a flyer with Queen Elizabeth's face, and sharing
Indian food with me for the first time (with a coupon pulled out of one of those books we used to buy). Her sadness filled too much space.
My mother, of course smoking a cigarette, drinking her coffee with a few cubes of ice
(because she wanted to drink it now, dammit, and it was too hot). A thing that makes so much sense, now that I am older and less patient.
My sister, annoyed to be here, arranging her plate so that none of the food
touched each other, and then systematically emptying it one item at a time. I wanted to ask her if she had been ready, was afraid, a lot, of the answer.
My niece, silent, way too soon, because she is definitely not ready to talk about it yet.
My grandmother wasn't there because she definitely has better things to do in the morning,
although she's probably somewhere turning on the heat, feeding cats swarming around her feet. She is somewhere else calling them beggars and laughing at their yowling.
I would say my father was there but he never really was, was he?
Another father, the "in-law," who was part of my life for so much longer and in a much more
"there" way, would have wanted to take a drive, munching on chocolate, singing along with the radio. Snapping his fingers, he had places to go.
Unlike the ghosts in mythology, they did not linger, pale versions of themselves seeking out heat, seeking out a little blood so they could sip life again for a moment, called back from the greyness of whatever is there when we aren't dreaming (or failing to dream). There were no pleas to bring back messages. The only message there was, I guess-- the memory of a warning of life being a loaded gun-
until it no longer is--
KAW December 22
(partly inspired by Emily Dickinson's poems, There's a Certain Slant of Light and My Life Had Stood)
Friday, September 23, 2022
This is just to say: An Action Plan
I have assessed
the grades
that were in
the spreadsheet.
and which
you were probably
trying to strengthen.
Forgive me.
they were achieved--
so indeterminate,
and so consistent.
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(What I do in department meetings while also absolutely paying attention. It really does actually help me focus.... hello ADHD.)
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Because I could not reflect the goals
they summarized for me--
the meeting held but just
our Team
and Institutionality.
We slowly spoke-- we knew no gleam--
and I had written Notes.
My outline and my planning, too,
for Administrative pleas.
We passed the gates, where students strove,
at writing--in the Spring--
We passed the margin of error--
we passed the previous plan.
Or rather-- it passed us.
The date showed--
the classes planned and done.
Our language, only seen.
We paused before a Goal that seemed,
a lesson, in the sand,
The Learning scarcely lost,
the meeting-- in the room.
Since then--'tis Hours, and yet,
feels like it was a Day.
I first surmised the curriculum,
felt an Eternity.
I actually wrote one more that's even better but I might have to save that one for potential publication.
Wednesday, September 7, 2022
Nostalgia beats gaslighting
It wasn’t the single-family happy to go out for a fancy
expensive Sunday brunch after church pancakes and mimosas and Bloody Marys with
an entire fried chicken as a garnish you remember from the popular TV shows and
social media.
It was a diner in a bad neighborhood that smelled like
greasy fried potatoes topped with chili and tomatoes, melted American cheese,
both crispy bacon AND ham. It was sitting close together in booths while other
people waited for a table and tired waitresses on their fourth double shift in
a week in the middle of the night after you’d been out to a smoky dance club
and you just needed that fat and carbs. It was laughing and thinking of how
tired you’d be in the morning at work but not caring because you were young. It
was a waitress who called you "hun" and frowned when you put in your
order. But who you tipped well anyway.
It was the middle of a Florida military tourist town chock
full of fifties-era beat up brick ranch houses in our run-down rental area and
it was needing a better landlord but not getting one. It was no central air
conditioner. It was sand fleas next door and a kitten that disappeared in the
middle of the day, probably stolen by a neighbor. Neighbors who stomped around
their upper floor aggressively.
It was a neighborhood of old Victorian houses gentrified and
wealthy right down the street from one of the most poverty stricken ones in
town. It was a landlord who tried to bully you at every chance he got, who lied
to get the police to come into your apartment when you weren't there.
It was potholed and tall pine tree lined streets, not like
the towns I saw on TV where everyone had a dad and a weekend family dinner
table with some kind of nice meal and family talking about their days, sharing
happy memories, family with a mom AND a dad, sisters AND brothers, and people
genuinely caring about the question “how was your day?”
It meant walking for hours with a sister in the middle of
the night because we didn't have a car. It meant doing all those things
together that we never did again, surviving the unspeakable. Until that day
when one of us didn't survive it.
And I'll be damned if I don't miss it in some ways. And
would never want it back again in others.
It was truly complicated.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
Fairy Tale: The Rain
When the rain started, the world was dry and hot. The weary
plants surged upward at first, grateful, basking in the needed moisture. They
turned green, smelled clean. Children splashed in the puddles happy, kicked
water on their parents, who laughed.
But the sprinkly storms turned heavy. The heat became moist,
like a laundry room. The rain no longer refreshed anyone; people stopped
splashing playfully in puddles and instead, began to fill sandbags with mucky
brown grit. The grit got into their teeth, their eyes, stained their clothing
and began to fill everything.
After a while, the domesticated flowers drooped from
too much water. Their leaves grew yellow, then brown at the edges, then,
black and moldy, and finally, turned to mush.
It kept raining.
Vines dormant since the age of dinosaurs came out of hiding
and started to grow again. Tiny green shoots, at first, but then they covered
outbuildings, eclipsing the formerly square shapes, then the vines crept into
the yards, the parking lots. Everywhere. Nothing had sharp edges anymore-- it
was all soft, green, masses of tendrils.
The tendrils grabbed at children's ankles as they ran past, on their way through the downpour into the rapidly growing blurry in the landscape houses. The summer sun was never bright-- everything was dim, dark. Skies forgot how to be blue.
These old/new vines had beautiful, giant flowers that smelled heavenly to the small
birds and insects-- who hovered near until they were were snapped up, eaten by
the flowers, slowly digested in slimey juices. The lucky survivors learned to stay away,
hungry bellies empty.
Still, it rained.
People forgot what lawnmowers looked like, left them to rust
in the yards. The gasoliney smelling machines began to look like old art
projects as the vines covered them, turned them into topiary of an ancient
world. New indoor lives were found, forgetting the heat of summer, the heat of
lemonade and ice cream and beaches and dry sand that sticks to the backs of
legs.
The rain did not stop.
It dribbled. Drizzled. Poured. Torrents came down and then
became gushers. Ditches filled up, overflowed. Sidewalks became small rivers.
Doghouses floated away, some with the dogs, forgotten, perched on top of them,
howling.
New words were invented for the types of rain, 100 different
ways to describe texture, smell, density of water.
And the water and green kept flowing, flowing, flowing,
until people forgot the words for "dry" or "dusty" and even
"desert." Forgot those places ever existed.
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Note: in this summer's outrageous heat, this feels like
wishful thinking a bit, even with the slightly apocalyptic nature.....
Thursday, June 9, 2022
Carry Your Hearts: Erin & Mandi's wedding speech
Good evening! I’m Kim, Erin’s exceptionally awesome aunt, and I’m here to tell you all of his deepest, darkest secrets.
No, I’m just kidding about the dark secrets part… the rest is true obviously.
Erin & Mandi, Congratulations on finding each other. That’s a much harder thing to do than most people realize. In all of the world, so many things had to go right for you to meet, for that first date to go well, for the world to keep cooperating up ‘til now. You did it!
As you may know, Erin & I lost his mom & his sister in 2020/21 and that wasn’t easy. I can say with all my heart that Judy and Sara would both be so proud of you and how you’ve handled things in the last couple of years. They would also both offer to fight anyone who stood in your way, and if you ever met either of them, you would know that would have been pay per view worthy.
A photo I took of the memorial table with the shot of tequila I bought for my missing family members. Judy & Sara, y'all should have been at my table making snarky comments, dammit. |
Your life has been pretty tough in a lot of ways but you’ve persevered and I am as proud as I can be of you—getting the good job, (taking my and your Uncle’s helpful advice that you should definitely take the leap of faith and step out of your comfort zone.) Not messing up too badly with the lovely bride you’re standing next to now. Again—you did it!
I knew as soon as I met Mandy that we’d be here today. I could just see that look—you know the look. I’ll tell you a quick embarrassing story: your Uncle Andrew & I have been married almost 30 years now, but you were there from the start. When I first met Andrew and I was trying to play it cool, we took you and your sister roller skating. You were in the back seat and after a lot of giggling, you asked him “Are you gonna be my new dad” and Sara poked you and said “No silly, he would be our UNCLE” and I tried to melt into the seat. I didn’t want him to think I had set you up to ask that question but at the same time, it was pretty good question I also wanted to hear him answer.
Now I’m going to give you an important piece of advice, and I’m standing in for all of those family members up there who would be hanging out at the back at the open bar if they were here.
Someday you will be able to stand up at one of YOUR younger relatives’ weddings and tell them you’ve been married three decades if you take my advice: Pick the one trait in each other that you dislike the most. (Mandi—it’s probably something to do with his tendency to lounge around shirtless, hair unbrushed, watching the Cowboys lose...And I know Mandi doesn’t have any flaws so you’re obviously going to have to make those up…. )
But still, take that flaw and decide to love it. This thing they do (like chewing too loud or watching terrible Netflix shows and bingeing on nacho cheese popcorn or whatever) this thing makes them the person you love. They would be someone else without that… this one trick will guarantee you will stay happy. You still might want to smack them, but you will still, at the end of that day, love them and find joy in that one annoying trait. And it’s not always easy, and some days the hard stuff will feel much bigger than the good stuff. But it’s always going to swing back to the good, as long as you can remember this feeling of happiness you are feeling right now. Store this in your heart and pull it out whenever you need to, and that is what will make this all work, even when it doesn’t feel like it possibly can. Close your eyes and time travel back to right now, and trust your heart.
My favorite from the photos Mandi has uploaded so far. I stole it and I'm not sorry. THIS is the moment I mean. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. |
So speaking of storing things in your heart, this is the part of the speech where you get the “Aunt is a literature teacher” poetry, and at the end of this short verse, I’ll raise my glass and toast you both. This is a poem that wraps up all of my brilliant advice:
Erin, Mandy: congratulations, you did it!
Friday, May 27, 2022
Done for now
I posted about this on the "social media platform which will not be named" and that might be why you showed up here. But I've been considering this for a long time.
The policies of that particular media platform have promoted negativity, probably led to the election of the former politician who will not be named, and it has generally have turned into this thing where I rarely see many people I want to talk to or interact with it but I do see a lot of ads from Chinese companies that show up overnight, are gone the next day, and try to sell me junk. They definitely promote articles and stories that make the world a more negative place more often than not. I have cultivated a friend list that has been positive for multiple years and tried really hard to take out the negative voices but I have seen way too much that has made me sad, angry, and I honestly think that because they make more money when you are more riled up they are trying to make us sad and angry. I know there are legitimate things to be sad about but social media platform that rhymes with space crook just isn't the only game. It has been too long with too many users.
Back in the day before the robot man came up with his idea to rate hot chicks which turned into what we use for the last 10 years to socialize, we used blogs and blog comment threads to communicate. We also used bulletin boards. Those bulletin boards didn't explicitly try to sell things to us. To be honest I think I've developed a bit of a shopping addiction in the last two years since the lock down put us all at home so much. I've been working on it but this social media platform doesn't help. I find myself with my face in my phone way too often, focusing on things that aren't enlightening. I had already deleted the one with the bird after a certain billionaire decided to turn it into his platform and unban someone who I don't think should be unbanned.
And that actually made me really happy.
I also already feel a weight having lifted off of my chest from the simple act of deleting the app from my phone. I used to never have it on my phone until I had a job that gave me a laptop and I didn't want to be on social media on the work computer. Then I guess I got used to it being on my phone. It's gone now. I haven't officially deleted the account which I know is never really gone anyway. I'm going to leave it there for a while. See what happens. At a minimum I have to download all the photos that I have saved there. I don't want to lose those. But... I think there's entirely too much power given to this corporate media outlet that is unchecked and seriously, it's weird how much control the app seems to have over so many things.
There are other media outlets; I may set up a discord server
and let y'all know how to chat with me there. That's how my kid communicates
with her friends. I'm gonna look into that. I may also find a bulletin board
somewhere and go totally old school. But
for now if you need a daily me fix come here to this blog and see what I've
been up to. I wonder if I can remember my Myspace platform password? Tom would
never do this to us.
<3 me.
edit: Okay, so I already set up a discord server. If you wanna join, it's at https://discord.gg/jGKaGVNb
Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Hide. Run. Fight.
At first, they would giggle,
Have you ever sat in the dark
Have you ever imagined it BEING REAL?
Once, the school where I taught had a bullet found.
A week later, in a fire drill, a student hit the deck
Don't tell me you care about life
KAW 2022
14
I have this wind chime
a co-worker gave us when we moved to Louisiana, when my husband
went to fly bombers there. My husband,
who has a father from the town it happened THIS time.
The wind chime is a pretty one, expensive, with the dongle (is that what they're called) in the shape of Texas
blue and red and a bluebonnet and a road runner.
She said it would remind us of Texas while we were away. It hung in the Magnolia in our front yard, for 8 years. Mostly silent.
Tonight, on hearing 14 children (so far) plus at least one teacher,
were murdered with a gun
and the governor said it was "incomprehensible" and offered
thoughts and prayers...
and "our" senator joined a protest about "replacement theory".........
...............
I tried to sound the chime fourteen times.
The low, deep note. as a tribute, a prayer.
But every time I tried, the other five tubes echoed. Chimed in. Resonated with the
loss...
I tried to stop the echoes in my hands. Clasped them
in a prayer I no longer (if ever) believe.
And I thought of all the people
who would lose someone to that bullet.
THOSE bullets.
The chimes/echoes/resonance...
times five.
times ten.
times all.
I remember again,
that America is a gun.
And Texas is a gun, with bacon.
This is not meant to be funny; it's never funny.
And I remember that ...
resonance, those irreplicable children who are gone. Forever. Resonating out
along the wind chimes. Times five. Ten. Infinity...
You absolutely know someone who has a hole in their lives because of this.
It doesn't matter where you are. THIS is not just a here problem.
Six degrees of separation does not equal the second amendment written back to when bullets fired .....maybe..... every 2 rounds a minute.
How many minutes could those resonances have taken back?
How many moms, dads, sisters, brothers,
who have hidden many times under desks in a dark room, only
to go on to take their Algebra test in the next class period, the last test
put aside, for now.
How many of them would wish
for those minutes back?
How many are still waiting?
My answer, tonight, is too many.
TOO many.
What's on my mind is change.
KAW, 2022.
Monday, May 16, 2022
What I did this Spring....
This past Spring Semester, I taught a British Lit II class of dual enrollment high school students. I know what you're thinking "British Lit? Wait... don't you do American Lit?" (If you weren't thinking that it's okay; who even knows the distinction outside of my own head?)
OMG I really adored this class. It reminded me of how much I love the literature that lured me into the life of teaching and studying literature in the first place. I guess I had forgotten over the years that fascination with the Literature anthology that would have me skimming through the parts the teacher never assigned, discovering the works of T.S. Eliot, e.e. cummings (I know-- American, but there's a whole Paris thing in there too). Dorothy Parker, W.H. Auden. I thought about how I tried to take flowers to Aphra Behn's grave back in 2002 at Westminster Abbey the way Virginia Woolf told me all women writers should do only to be flummoxed by the fact that there weren't ANY of the ubiquitous everywhere else in London flower stands near the church.
And I had this small group of young women who sat in the far right corner of the classroom whose faces lit up every time I talked about a woman writer, or the suffragettes, or Shakespeare's sister. It was, according to several of them in their notes about the semester, the first time many of them had ever been taught literature of people who look like them in an English class. And I had a comment from several of the boys that they had never had anything that spoke to them in a way that made them want to read more on their own outside of class before (this one student enthusiastically wrote about the V.S. Naipaul story we read). And another young man wrote about how he'd never thought of what it took to be a writer before, and how he wondered if he could do that too. Since many of these students at this school are first-generation college students, it means SO MUCH to me to be able to help them understand more about their own paths to future success.
And one of the young women wrote an incredible poem that I encouraged her to submit to poetry contests because it honestly blew me away. The chance to be THAT MENTOR just gives me absolute chills.
The students were incredibly sweet to me and gushed about how fun and interesting the class was. I really had the best experience with them and can't wait to get to teach this content again in the future. And maybe I'll get to teach Brit Lit I (and maybe American Lit too!) soon. I love teaching writing. I've been doing it for 20+ years. But getting to teach about Prufrock and giving the students a peach (gummy heart) before their final exams and daring them to "disturb the universe" was what I LIVE FOR.
Here's hoping for future chances to do more of the same. Fingers way crossed.
Monday, May 9, 2022
A Song of Red Threads and Pens
A Song of Red Threads and Pens
(for and inspired by Prudence)
The eternal battle of the English teacher is that
we balance between other people’s writing and our own.
This is a precarious place to perform that razzle-dazzle:
A comma splice here, a poorly cited quotation there.
We raise the MLA handbook over our heads, a holy canon.
Red ink spills across our middle fingers where the callus just
above the top-
knuckle
where blue blobs of ink once demonstrated our own student days
becomes hard and swollen
with
corrections (what did you think I was gonna write?)
We will somehow teach our students to write.
Teach them to care. Teach them what a comma splice even IS --
and then they will come to our
office hours and tell us
“I don’t really like English class.”
It’s funny how often I put my head down on my desk.
Just for a moment.
We became teachers of literature and writing because we love
the caught breath, the shock of the
perfect metaphor,
the look on Prufrock’s face when the
mermaids stop singing.
Again. Always.
And now we make PowerPoints for bored teenagers who would rather
be watching TikTok.
We wanted to roll around in poetry, swallow vivid imagery,
smell the bee loud glade.
Hold up the honey and say “see? THIS is a poem.”
But there are these very long meetings we attend, instead.
A friend of mine from graduate school wrote a poem about
menopause and
screaming aloud and I wanted to write a song about her
that included a verse about a woman who has just
pulled off
a necklace of free-floating black
pearls (of wisdom) to scream, open throated, while she fills her hands with
other people’s writing and yells
the (chorus) of
AAAAHHHHH
AAAAHHHHH
AAAAHHHHH
!!!!!
I am pulled up out of my corrections. No longer the teacher.
I remember this friend in graduate school (when we were both still too young to
think about things like
hot flashes. unbalanced thyroids. silver
plated roots and the saltandpepper that makes
men
distinguished and woman poets scream a chorus AAAAHHHHgain.)
She had injured her leg doing a cheerleading move from high
school;
we smiled, not very far
from then…
ourselves. Contemplated
Allen Ginsberg howling.
She was ok.
We didn’t know then that during
menopause,
a few calcium supplements could help heal that leg right up.
We were decades away from when
your Apple Watch would alert “it looks like you’ve had a hard fall, are you ok?”
You can click a button that says “I fell; but I’m ok.”
The ambulance will not arrive.
The doctor will not tsk and fill out “noncompliant” on your chart.
Once, walking into my tile bathroom, I had a hard fall.
There was water where there
shouldn’t have been
and my feet flew out from under me.
My watch stayed silent. Judged me
as I hobbled up from my deeply bruised knee. Braced my hands on thick thighs. Panting.
I wondered if the gyroscope and accelerator nestled deep in the expensive watch
wanted to kill me. Perhaps,
tired of my queries, my robot nanny was finally making her freedom play.
In many literary texts, the apple is a symbol of sin,
temptation, the Fall.
I fell, but I’m ok.
As I zoom through rubrics, grading close readings of British
poetry,
written by students hoping to graduate, hoping to exercise
their own cautious steps towards
hard
falls.
I visualize generations of women reaching up with our (no
longer) blood-soaked hands,
(or maybe it’s
just red ink)
And yelling
AAAAHHHH
AAAAHHHH
AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHH
Or maybe just clicking “finalize grades” and wandering off
to check their calcium levels.
“Sylvia Plath never had to deal with this shit,” I
think.
SO perhaps this is a good thing?
Menopause.
My own uterus has wandered off, been excised with a sharp
knife.
It was completely hysterical.
My hands, blood-soaked, as I had to lie on the floor while waiting for someone
to come take me to the doctor, take my kids to school for me, spend the night in
a hospital listening to Prince songs on my playlist.
I’m pretty sure they burned it after it tried to kill me.
But I bought all white clean panties that stayed white.
It was glorious. It IS glory.
I don’t even know if I’m menopausal but I’ve started getting
irrationally
ANGRY lately.
My ears and the pale skin behind them grow hot and embarrassed at odd moments.
I joke that it’s reverse puberty.
And then, a long thread of 20 years gone poetry sharing
(in the hallways of a graduate school college)
launches forth, ever unreeling, gossamer.
Patient but not noiseless.
I scream the chorus and write,
on a day grown too hot,
and then head back to the grade platform to read
“Elizabeth Barrett Browning writes about freely given love,”…
a student writing my own lecture
back to me. I
“click here to check for
plagiarism.”
I put my head down on my desk.
Just for a moment.
I’ve had a hard fall.
But I’m ok.
KAW, May 2022
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Revisiting my Youth-- Trailer Park to Ivory Tower
I was recently searching the Internet Wayback machine for some of my old writing and in around 2015, my Women Writers website went down the path of Wayback. I honestly just didn't have the spoons or time anymore to keep publishing it, even though I ADORED the work for almost 20 years.
But I found this article, and I want it back on a live website somewhere, so here I am reprinting it. Traveling Wayback to 2000.
Side note: My mom used to say "I don't know why you make such a big deal about this. We only lived in trailer parks for a few years." For her, those few years felt like a short glitch, for me, they were more than half my life before I had written this essay.
Dark Academia visual for funsies and aesthetic.
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Originally published on the WomenWriters.net academic zine.
Kim Wells |
12/15/2000 |
Introduction: Context &
Apologia This paper was written for a
conference at Texas A&M-- because noted autobiography critic Nancy K.
Miller was our keynote speaker (see the interview with Dr. Miller [no longer available] published on the site) I thought it important to
organize and participate in panels on autobiography and academic
intersections. I promised a paper on myself-- and after reading a lot of
really great theory, wound up writing something that used the theory mostly
as background for actually practicing autobio- graphical acts
in writing. As a result of this paper, I want to write more about these
issues, and have become increasingly aware of class as an important part of
who I am-- something I was completely oblivious to a few years ago. I am
aware that in publishing the paper on a website, these issues, private
issues, become even more public. My family might see the work and feelings
could be hurt about me putting the private out in a very public forum. But
somehow, though I'm still working out WHY and how I want to do this, I feel
compelled to do so... and since you're here, you're just going to have to go
along for the ride... There
are so many reasons why, although I have started to tell my story many times,
I have often just stopped. Who would care about my life?
What makes me think I'm so special? bell hooks asserts that writing about
"one's personal experience or speaking with simple language" can
build a sort of connection with others who feel "estranged,
alienated" (qtd in Lanza 60). So my story-telling urges are legitimized
by helping others in academia, in my classroom, know that they are not alone?
This is, perhaps, a cop out. Maybe I'm just a braggart-- arrogantly telling
people how bad I had it so that they can admire me. I
know that often, when I tell other academics about my life, its extreme
poverty, they say "Oh, we were really poor too," wanting membership
to the club, entrance into a group of people who often hide their own past,
who you can no longer mark with visible signs of difference. I often doubt
that their poverty was as extreme-- as I said, this is arrogance, but also a
feeling of pride in something that I wonder why any reasonable person would
feel proud of. In its simplest form, my life becomes an anecdote: "Ever
hear the one about the girl who was so poor she lived in the back of
honky-tonk and eventually became a college professor?" For the longest
time I didn't tell anyone where I came from, let them assume I was like
them-- middle class, upper class, whatever class I was with I pretended to
be-- a class chameleon. Trailer Park to Ivory Tower Definition. Self Definition.
Is the autobiographical impulse one which attempts to resist the inscription
of self by the outside world-- to deny selves we might appear to be but which
we would not choose to be? Perhaps the trend to combine feminist theory with
the autobiographical is a way of trying to avoid charges of essentialism-- a
reasoning that "Women's" experience has been one thing, but
"MY" experience fits, or fails to fit, that experience in these
ways. . . The numerous declarations towards a feminist- Marxist- white-
black- native- Latina- Asian- (etc) poetics" which dispute other poetics
as less inclusive is necessarily divisive, a way of asserting difference within
grand notions of feminist identity. The autobiographical, finally, is an act
of survival, a voice crying out "I exist, and in these ways, and others
will understand more about themselves through a hearing of my story." So to begin. In its attempt to define,
the outside world would label us all, beginning with the most obvious,
superficial, generic characteristics: I
am female. White. American. Those labels could apply to many. Feminist.
That label narrows it, because many women of my generation choose to disalign
themselves with this-- or they say "feminist, but . . ."
Academic. This last I, as an individual, find strong reasons to
question because to most people, academic = intellectual; privileged;
speaking (sometimes wrongly) for the silenced; middle to upper class. I am
a class climber, an academic gold-digger, using my brain instead of my body
to advance myself up from the ranks of the lower class (called white trash by
so many). In the academy, I amount to a nouveau riche, recently
arrived within the ivory halls, assuming the mantle of expensive clothes
& jewelry and middle class respectability. I am not comfortable with
casual clothing when I teach or go to class myself because I am still afraid
someone will ask me to prove I belong unless I appear in "nice"
clothes-- I cannot afford to slum it. I
can be loud-- in the way that women who work in loud places (waitresses,
bartenders, maids, factory workers) all their lives must be. What is the norm
in academia's hallowed "Thinking" spaces (I've been shushed in the
halls by irritated members of the old guard) was weird in the trailer-parks
where the quiet are looked at suspiciously as "too quiet." In the
world where I grew up, a woman who cannot speak for herself will not "rise
above" her humble status, something a lot of them long to do, without
quite knowing how. Because they do not dress well and look like they have any
influence, they will be shunned by sales girls, scoffed at when they complain
to managers, ignored in bank lines until, angry and red-faced, they
"show their class" and become wild women who no one can ignore.
They certainly do not become college professors very often (some statistics say a very small percentage of college graduates with advanced degrees are from lower-class origins).
So
here is my dilemma: do I continue to "pass" as a middle class
academic feminist? Or do I show my roots? Do I stand up and shout my
difference? In a world where sameness is equated with blandness and both are
identified with oppression, there are certain benefits to showing off (like a
medal of honor) your lack of privilege, your solidarity with the populace.
But in my old world, there were a lot of secrets buried under the
middle-class veneer. If I show you my roots, will you show me yours? In
the world where I grew up, any woman who "showed her roots" would
rush out as soon as possible, on her girlfriends advice, to buy a new box of
hair dye (usually blonde; blonde being the color of cool, classy women like
Grace Kelly) to cover up those (trashy, dark) roots, sprouting in a line
along the center of her skull. A woman who showed her roots in my childhood
community was making a spectacle of herself, "Showing her class"--
acting trashy, being sexual, being loud, being drunk, fighting. She might be
letting her bra straps show, or wearing whore-red nail polish instead of a
properly Grace-Kelly-subdued peach, or pearl white. In my case, my difference
from fellow trailer-girls came not from whore-red nail polish but from two
places-- the fact that I was quiet (weird) and that I read books (weirder).
Thus, I aspired, even before I knew I was doing it, to join a group I could
never completely become acclimated to. I did not know I would regret leaving
anything behind. Why would I? As
an adult who has found her way up through various means to middle-class
education and a house without wheels, I find that the past I am often ashamed
of also holds for me a strange source of pride. When Tonya Harding and Nancy
Kerrigan squared off years ago over the Olympics, an acquaintance of mine
dismissively said of Harding, "Ah, she's just trailer trash." I
watched the story of those figure skaters obsessively-- I think, in some
ways, the two women represented the battle in my self-- between the
upper-middle class princess that Kerrigan seemed to be and the dark-rooted
bleached blonde girl with bad judgement that Harding was. Harding too was a
climber, and because she did not follow the rules, she was rudely pushed
back. Legally, she was never convicted of any involvement with the scheme--
but the court of public opinion decided that, since she was trashy, she must be
guilty. I
do and don't want you to know that I lived in many trailer parks; I, too,
have been dismissed as "just trailer trash;" but that today, you
wouldn't know it to look at me. I suppose it's because all my life I heard
that you can "pull yourself up by your bootstraps"; but who knows,
once you've done it, the work it's taken you to get there? Maybe I want
people to realize that those "trailer trash" folks are people too,
with dreams and plans and, while sometimes poorly executed and a bad idea
they mean just as much to the trailer park residents as they do to middle
class and upper class America. Maybe I just want you to know how hard it was
for me to get what a lot of people take for granted: the right to be here. Outsider/Insider: Borderlines of
Identity I
never really fit in with the other occupants of the trailer park. In eighth
grade, Sammy, a local heartthrob with blue-green eyes, swollen, pouty lips
and wavy brunette hair, who was 15 years old in and the 5th grade, spoke
these words: "I see you reading at recess. You must be smart."
Sammy was the first boy I ever met who exuded sexuality; he was like a young
James Dean. I am certain that, like Dean, he has come to a bad end since I
last saw him, almost 15 years ago. Weeks after admiring my odd recess
behavior, he beat me up because I broke the cardinal rules of the school bus
and didn't side with him against the bus driver. While I'm dismayed by the
way my mother taught me to cover the black eye with make up, I am also
emboldened by the knowledge that I fought back, covering his back with alley
cat scratches that didn't go away for weeks. His mother convinced my mother
to try and not get him expelled from school; I remember the look on the
Principal's face as I explained, black eye barely hidden with greasy makeup,
that we wanted to "drop charges." He looked puzzled; I had clearly
been abused, why was I standing up for my abuser? "Those trailer park
girls just ask for it, don't they?" he seemed to say. I was glad that he
expelled Sammy anyway, but had to pretend sorrow because, as the son of our
landlord, the boy who beat me up still had power over me. These are two parts of myself: the
princess-in-training and the girl just waiting for a bad dye-job and a
waitress position. The
downward spiral from what was a relatively "normal" middle-class
childhood for my two older sisters (camp, girl scouts, family vacations in
the station wagon) began when I was about three. There are only short mental
snapshots that I really remember about the time before my father dropped off
the radar, and my mother was plunged, (as the statistics tell us) down in income about 75%. My memories of that "middle-class" world consist
of brief moments-- watching my father bake and ice a rabbit-shaped cake with
coconut, fishing/camping, lying on my stomach in the Army-Navy surplus store
we owned for a while, seeing my cat get run over by a speeding car while
waiting for the bus from Sunday school, and the hysterical tears that
followed. These are probably memories that compare with any other kid who
grew up in a smallish, suburban, late 20th century family. But another memory
stands out, and though I did not know it at the time, it was significant. My
father drove me to a house, (I thought it was a restaurant because for some
reason there was a neon sign) where a dark-haired plump lady served me
lasagna and a jelly roll. When I told my mother about where we had gone, her
lips thinned into a line of disapproval and anger (they were already narrow
with smoking and poorly fitting dentures, which she was supposed to get
replaced but which she wound up keeping for another 15 years; which made her
look old at 35; which made her face sour and lined, even when she was happy).
She said, "He took you there?" "There" was the home of
her former best-friend, the woman my father was about to leave the family
for. Apparently my mother already knew about the affair; apparently my father
was ending any pretense of secrecy, about to "jump ship" for a life
where child-support and parenthood consisted in taking care of someone else's
children. I have a photo of our family from this time period and a few years
ago, I was shocked that I had finally come to resemble my mother. For so many
years, I only saw the sunken lips, the tight eyes-- and they did not compare
to my youthful, wrinkle-free gaze. But now, I see the beauty beneath the
stress, and I see how close we actually are. My mother was just, as a
boyfriend of hers used to say, "rode hard and put away wet." For
a while after the separation, my mother managed to hold our lives together--
she struggled to pay the mortgage on a home with three bedrooms and hard wood
floors in a tree-lined neighborhood, where the mailman came in for lemonade.
She worked double shifts at the local hospital and attended night school to
become an RN. Mere months before completing the program and becoming a Nurse,
after collapsing with exhaustion on the job, she was ordered by her
supervising doctor to either "keep working or keep attending school, but
she had to quit one of them." He would not allow her to do both because,
he said, "It would kill her." How could he know that his sentence
would cause, instead, a million smaller deaths by poverty? The system was set
up for women who were working nights but who did not "HAVE" to
work, who had someone else to pay the bills. In 1974 Kentucky, there was
barely a word for "single-mom," and no programs to help a woman who
wanted to work, to take care of her kids, but who had narrowing options. The
doctor disapproved of my mother's position, blamed her for the divorce and
wanted to know why she didn't make my father help out. As a
nurse-in-training, she could not keep working at the hospital, though,
without also attending school, and she needed what income my father was not
paying in child support to feed her daughters (programs that enforce payment
by dead-beat dads did not come until I was well past 15). She quit the
fairly-decent paying job at the hospital, as well as school, to become a
bartender at the yacht club and brought home a bag of kittens someone
(intending to drown them in the lake) had tossed from a speeding car. They
were too young, not yet weaned, and sucked hungrily at any appendage they
could find (ears, fingers, neck). We named them "Starsky, Hutch and
Baretta" after TV cops who were popular at the time. They remind me now
in retrospect, of myself and my sisters, weaned too early into a world ready
to drown us, rescued by my mother, who was barely keeping above water
herself. It Must Run in the Family My mom had fallen hard; from a middle-class life to a place where she was forced to live with men who beat her to keep her youngest child fed, a place where she would agree to let her other teenaged daughters drop out of high school because they wanted to get married. My grandparents had been modestly middle-class, married in 1927, living in a nice house in suburban Illinois. I have a photo of my mother posing coyly in front of a new car, leg out coquettishly, when she was confirmed in the Lutheran church. But my
grandfather died young from cancer (back then, it was a shameful disease;
family members whispered it sotto voce, "he has cancer," the
way some people say "AIDS" today). My grandmother worked for the
telephone company, and in the 1950's , when the ideal was the nuclear family
with mom in heels and a pretty apron, my mother was a "latchkey
kid." After my grandfather died, my mother, then about 13, used to have
nightmares where a large, winged creature took him away while she stood on a
cliff and screamed. Did this disaster contribute to the later depressive
fugues that would be a large part of what drove my father away and plunged us
into poverty? Was her fall from middle class pre-ordained by some angry
"class" god who felt my grandparents reached too far from their own
lower class origins? BOHO Blood We
moved to Mississippi because, in the early 1970's, the news about the new
"Gold Coast" and the tourist industry growing there drew my mother
like a moth to a candle flame. I use this stereotyped simile because it
really is the best image I can summon up for how my mother's (and
consequently, my) life was to go from here. I remember the zealous hope on
her face when she said how much money bartenders were making in the hotels
and restaurants there. I don't know who gave her this information, but the
propaganda (the scholar in me now knows from reading history) was everywhere.
A large migration of low-wage workers had begun to move back from the North to the
South-- people in search of better wages and less winter snow. My sister, her
much older boyfriend, and I, drove down first in his beat-up old blue
Cadillac. Once we got there, we lived in the first trailer park I had ever
even seen. I was afraid to go to sleep in my room because the ghost of a
small, black cat used to jump on my bed at night and suckle my ears and neck.
(I don't know if it was the memory of those three kittens we had left behind
or some sort of recurring dream. My memory insists it was a real ghost
in my room). I feigned sleep on the living room floor to avoid being put in
bed; it did not work and I suffered a nightly torment, lying under my covers,
waiting to feel phantom paws circling my head. I knew I couldn't tell my
sister because she wouldn't believe me. At the same time, I had several
dreams where my mother lay in bed, in the back room of our trailer, while
flames engulfed the building and I, with a garden hose too short to reach,
screamed for her to wake up. I'm going to interrupt my
narrative to comment on the process of writing this autobiographical sketch.
There are two sides of my persona at war as I write; I am both a small-poor
girl afraid and too proud to tell, and the adult scholar she has become, who
wants to discuss the class issues and the life of a child who, although
raised in poverty, has climbed a ladder towards socio-economic success that
few of her childhood peers traversed. But
as the child of a very poor family, I cringe: we don't talk about the things
that happen at home. Yes, for four weeks straight we ate nothing but drop
biscuits and thin soup made from stolen bags of instant mashed potato that my
mother stuffed under her shirt because she had lost her job when she got a
kidney infection and couldn't work, but still didn't qualify for food stamps.
I cringe because as a kid, when, and if, I inadvertently broadcast these
every day facts of my life, severe consequences followed (a social worker
blinking with very big-eyes at my mother as I, pretending to sleep, lay on
the floor; later another social worker asking my mother to explain my
frequent absences from school, along with statements I had made which clued
my normally clueless teachers in to exactly how poor we were). It feels
self-indulgent, it feels like complaining, to tell this story. At the same
time, I read autobiographical scholars and know that their theorizing about
their lives has taught me something, made me feel that "click" of
self-recognition and consciousness-raising-- a place to belong that I hope to
show to others. As a scholar who has been trained
in coherent narrative and the importance of "EVERY" perspective,
I want to analyze who I am because it might help others
understand the students like myself who show up in their classes. I hope it
will stop people from assuming that because someone shares their white skin,
they also grew up sharing white privilege. I want people to not lump me in
with others who I (sometimes incorrectly) assume had an easier time of it, as
a professor once did, when, discussing the poor in America, he said
"let's face it, we're all middle class here." (I was the only one
who argued with him about this blanket statement but others later told me
they, too, were alienated by his assumption of shared privilege and
prosperity, but too embarrassed to say otherwise). So now I argue for those
who can't, no longer the "too quiet" girl who reads too much, I
show my trashy roots and get loud, for others. This war must be considered a
part of my intentions to make some sort of argument and theory. How can I
summarize the ups and downs of an entire lifetime into 12 pages of
double-spaced, smoothly logical discourse with a thesis statement and
conclusion, and a point, an argument to be made? I have promised to do so--
and I plug away, thinking that perhaps somewhere an argument exists to be
made. So
here my narrative jumps several years to a trip to Louisiana. My mother and
her current boyfriend, who looked a lot like Abe Lincoln and could sleep with
his eyes open (a trick he learned in prison), for some reason unknown to me
went for a weekend jaunt to Delcambre, Louisiana. While we were there, the
driver of the expedition got angry and drove off, taking my mother's purse
with him. We were stranded, with no money in a very tiny, very poor,
shrimping town. Somewhere my mother had met a woman who owned a local bar--
and she offered us a place to stay and my mother a job as a bartender. The
bar, which was a large, lime-green, gay disco on the edge of a largely
Catholic town, had a room in the back that was a living space-- bedroom,
bathroom, kitchen, corrugated tin walls and roof, and the nightly throb of
disco and rows of eerily glowing pickled eggs and pigs feet, stored on a long
shelf in the back, by my thin cot-bed. The apartment where we lived in
Mississippi-- along with my collection of teddy bears, my clothes, the bike
bought with the 25 dollar check my grandmother sent for my birthday-- had
been repossessed for nonpayment of rent while we were stranded in La. My
sisters lived with their respective love interests (the oldest was newly
married and the other was attending Job Corps). I think that my mother was
ashamed to call my grandmother for another cash-draft which
could have gotten us a bus ticket back to Mississippi, and anyway, what did
we have to go back to? Maybe Grandma didn't have it; although I imagine she
would have found a way to get something to us if she'd known. My father was
remarried to a wealthy woman. We "made do" in Louisiana-- I
enrolled in school, where students initially impressed with how fast I could
write my name in cursive, soon began to hate me for being poorer than they
were, and for picking up the school bus in front of what they knew was the
town's only gay bar. I wore clothes donated by the bar-owner's sister (too
big for me and out of style, but all I had). Funnily enough, despite all the
things wrong with this picture, (no food, no money, living in the back of a
bar and despised by my peers) this is a bright spot in my life-- my mother
met and made friends with several drag queens, who used to bring me
coca-colas loaded with maraschino cherries and laugh when I didn't recognize
them as a large-breasted blond woman in a black velvet pant suit. I also,
prompted by my mother's love of books, discovered the public library. This
part of my life has been well-mined in my poetry, and fiction. I tell people
who are all agog with 70's retro nostalgia that I knew how to do the YMCA
back when they were still playing with Barbie and eating
fish sticks for dinner. When I tell someone about this time of my life, they
usually laugh admiringly-- this stigma of childhood has become cool, today. I
don't think anyone outside my family but my husband, though, knows how bad it
became, how, for about a month, in January, we lived in an
unheated 10x10 ft boat instead of the back room of the bar because the woman
who owned the bar was angry with my mother and told her to get out. About how
a girl at school tormented me mercilessly and told everyone that I had eaten
a spider in the girl's bathroom (I know now that it was one of those
pecking-order things, by diminishing me, she gained status, but then it was
devastating). Again, the scholar knows that these issues can be mined, as
well, for rhetoric . . . perhaps about the status of sexual difference in our
culture (how I was stigmatized at 10 years old for being picked up in front
of a building shows us how deep the prejudices go, illustrating how children
who may have had no concept of what made the difference between that bar and
others on the main strip of town still reflected the hatreds of their
parents). But the little girl just wanted someone to be nice to her-- and the
only people who were kind were society's outcasts, bisexual men who
transgressed gender and got beaten up in "straight" bars when the
truckers figured out who the blonde in the velvet pantsuit really was. So
you will want to know the secret of how I went from that poor little girl to
the academic you see before you. Another move-- escaping years with my
mother's abusive boyfriend and many untold horror stories-- to Florida. Soon
after, I turned 15 and got a job. A tiny bit of money and control over my own
school clothes buying and the "kids at school" were convinced I was
like them-- I successfully passed as middle class and gained the friends I
had never had before. Despite being qualified, gradewise, by poverty level
& with test scores, I didn't get any offers of scholarships-- no
counselors even suspected I could qualify for need based aid. After
graduation, and a few years as a waitress, I applied for and received full
Pell Grants. This paid for two years of college, where I was officially
"in"-- all college students are poor, so my need wasn't appreciably
different from anyone else's. Attracting him with my ambitions to be like the
teacher in Back to School, reading Joyce's "Penelope" sequence, I
married a Naval Officer who, in the great tradition of Jane Austen novels,
swept me up into a completely different class (that I was well on the way to
joining via education anyway). Once,
when we were first married, I held a small dinner gathering for some of my
husband's friends. While I was in another room, the wife, who grew up a
Colonel's daughter-- the upper class of military life, was impressed with my
waitress--learned skills and said to Andrew: "Kim's so sophisticated, is
she a professor's daughter or something?" He just laughed, but from then
on, I knew, unless I tell you, you won't suspect my kinship with Tonya
Harding. And surprisingly, that makes me sad. |
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Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Pearls of Wisdom at Texas Public Radio
Well hi there.
Been a while, hasn't it? I've been hanging around in the Ivory Tower way more than my creative persona (this gets a little weird when we really start thinking about it) so this blog hasn't been updated in waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
But here I am today.
And I have news!
What I'll be reading is a short version of a longer story I'll publish here after the TPR performance (don't wanna spoil it for anyone) about my big sister, Judy, and the day I watched her take her last breaths. It's not quite as sad as it sounds but it's definitely a source of a tiny pearl of wisdom from a oyster that I'd rather have not had to try yet.
If you'd like to go to the Facebook Event for it, click here.
Ticket Deets below.
Tickets are on sale here.
There's also a pretty cool video of the previous performances. Ours will be slightly different because the "Quitters" one was meant to be livestreamed and ours will be IN PERSON!!! ::Excited face emoji::
I'm hoping this is the first of a lot more of these kinds of events now that 1. I have a job that allows me to have actual time to do creative stuff & encourages it 2. Covid has finally started to behave itself (she said, very quietly, so as to not let the gods of all chaotic tiny things hear).
If you feel like it, even if you aren't attending, go click on the "Like" buttons on the FB and other link because it will increase the visibility.
Watch this space for more. :)
Oh, yeah, and there's hopefully going to be more at my FB writer page, too: https://www.facebook.com/kimwellswrites